Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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