How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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