I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
that is very illegal...i love you.
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