Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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