Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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