did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Randomize
