Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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