Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
