I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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