she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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