its not stalking. its research.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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