I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
