To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i think my tv is drunk
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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