Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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