PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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