Are we in a gay sports bar?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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