Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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