Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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