you told grandpa to call you daddy
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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