Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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