I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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