return my video game
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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