Umm I'm too high to move.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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