Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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