you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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