vagina is talking i cant
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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