Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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