So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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