He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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