On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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