i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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