did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
