is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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