Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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