is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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