And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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