so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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