he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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