ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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