Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
is this the sara with the beer cane?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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