summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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