I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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