I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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