i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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