This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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