once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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