Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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