i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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