I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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