doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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