I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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